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Yaara Kabhi Ishq Toh Karo…

Yaara Kabhi Ishq Toh Karo Maro Tum Ishq Pe Maro Chaahe Agar Yeh Dil Toh Kya Roshan Jahaan Karde Isaki Inaayat Ho Toh Jarre Ko Khuda Karde … Sachin

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Bollywood Dialogues!

Dharmendar: ” Kutte! Kamine ! Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaonga” Lalita Pawar: ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..” Prem Chopda:” In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai” Typical farmer ka...

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Hindi Love SMS

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi… Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi.. Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya… “Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

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Hindi Missing You SMS

Zuban khamosh,ankhon mai nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko tou her zakham bhar jayega, Kaise bhare gi wo jaga jahan aap ki kami hogi…

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Cute Hindi SMS

Dost ki yaad har waqt sataye gi Dukh k waqt dosti bohat yaad aaye gi Us din jaano ge dost ki qadar Jis din dost se zindagi rooth jaye gi.. ` Rahat b aap sai mili hain Chaht b aap sai mili hain Hum se...

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I Miss You SMS in Hindi

Aaj bhi tum dhadak Aaj bhi teri khanakti is sada aati hai, Aaj bhi jism sulagta hai teri saansonse, Aaj bhi ruh me halchal mere mach jaati hai… ` Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare, Palkonpe reh gaye...

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Hindi Love SMS

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataye, koi baat dilko na bhaye, aankhein sagar chalkayein, yaad karke dekhna hame, kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye… ` Teri raahon mein kabse aankhein bichhaye baithe hai, is...

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Main hoon naa…

Hi To All… after a long time i`m sharing this shayari…hope u like it …. ishq mein log izhaar kiya karte hain ishq mein log ikraar kiya karte hain hum to bas kwabon mein tumhara deedar kiya karte hain...

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Mobile and our life…

Gam ko karo delete, Khushi ko karo save, Rishto ko karo recharge, Dosti ko karo download, Dushmani ko karo erase, Such ko karo broadcast, Jhoot ko karo switch off, Tension ko karo not reachable, Pyar...

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Rose Day SMS in Hindi

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi..

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Rainy Evening SMS

barsaat main jab barish hoti thi hum park main betha karty thy barish main bheega karty thy aaj waisa he barsaat ka din hi park ke binch pe tanha betha bheeg raha hon jin main hum tum sang bheegy thy...

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Dreams SMS in Hindi

Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night.. ` Jahan dosti vahan pyar, Jahan pyar vahan...

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Apna Bana Lo Mujhe !

Kaise kahoon ke apna bana lo mujhe Baahon mein apni sama lo mujhe Bin tumhare ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe

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Some Funny Hindi SMS Jokes

1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes….. 2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya… Girl: Fikr na kar...

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Answer in Haan or Nahin

Answer the following in HAAN or NAHIN 1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon. 2. ______ main hi chor hoon. 3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai. 4. ______ main hi idiot hoon Let me see who is brave !!!

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Hindi SMS

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar Kabhi apne DIL se juda mat Samajna Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar… ` Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge Teri har baat par...

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I Love You

Kaate nahin katte din ye raat. kehni thi tumse jo dilki baat. lo aaj main kehta hoon.. I LOVE YOU.

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Hindi Insult SMS

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha, Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya, Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?” To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

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Happy Rakshabandhan with Munnabhai

Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai. Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal. Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko……....

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Hindi Friendship SMS in 140 Words

Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye, Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki Pyar andha hota hai. Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi, Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti. ` Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,...

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